After Thanksgiving :
Buddy: Mom, my neck really hurts.
Me: Oh yeah, why?
Buddy: I don't know.
Me: Well when did it start hurting?
Buddy: Earlier this evening.
Me: What were you doing?
Buddy: Just playing downstairs with the boys (aka cousins)
Me: What were you playing?
Buddy: Tackle football
Me: In the house?!
Buddy: Well, yeah. It was too cold outside.